I'm 35 years old. I grew up in a tiny little place most people in the state haven't even heard of. My dad went from alcoholic to preacher. My mom went from Sunday school teacher to drunk. Oh and she also stole money from me and talked about me behind my back. I hate her. I like wit and sarcasm, and sometimes I have some of my own to share. I call this Z Dreamz because my friends (a.k.a. the Hoodie Mafia) call me Z because I collect zebras.